Cookies Hat
Some people wear logos. You wear COOKIES.
Our embroidered cookie hat says the quiet part loud — bold navy lettering stitched across a clean cream crown, finished with a navy brim. No cheap printed graphics here, just thick, raised embroidery that holds up.
Structured front to hold its shape, adjustable snap back to fit every head, and unisex by design — built for anyone who loves cookies a weird, unreasonable amount (so, everyone).
Wear it on the cookie run, the school run, or the couch. However you wear your weird, this is the lid for it.
Not Your Average Merch
We don’t do safe. We don’t do boring. Every piece is designed to feel like the brand — bold, weird, and instantly recognizable.
Premium Materials
Heavyweight cotton, soft blends, and prints that hold up.
Designed In-House
Same creative chaos behind the cookies — now wearable.
Limited Drop
We don’t restock everything. If you see it, grab it.
Weird Is Our Love Language
Tees today. Hoodies, hats, accessories, and more coming next.
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Shipping
Orders process in 2–3 business days and ship via USPS or UPS with tracking.
Returns
All of our products are perishable goods. We do not accept returns or exchanges at this time.
