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Fat Cookies With Weird Names

SHOP ALL Regular cookies

EXCLUSIVE COOKIES ARE RESTOCKED SUNDAY AT 8PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME.

All cookies are baked fresh once ordered, and then shipped out within 2-3 business days via the shipping method chosen at checkout. When your cookies arrive you can eat immediately, warm them up in the microwave (if you're into that sort of thing), throw them into a 350° oven for a few minutes, or freeze for later!

New *Limited* Cookies

  • Slog On My Nog
    Slog On My Nog Eggnog flavored cookie
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    $4.40
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    $4.40
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  • Let It Dough
    Let It Dough Soft frosted sugar cookie with a frosting core
    Regular price
    $4.40
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    $4.40
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    $5.50
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  • Knotty Mint
    Knotty Mint Peppermint pretzel cookie
    Regular price
    $4.40
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    $4.40
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    $5.50
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  • BBW
    BBW Cinnamon apple cookie with apple pie core
    Regular price
    $4.40
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    $4.40
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    $5.50
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  • Don't Slip
    Don't Slip Banana pudding cookie
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    $4.40
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    $4.40
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  • Schokolade
    Schokolade Cinnamon apple cookie with apple pie core
    Regular price
    $4.40
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    $4.40
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    $5.50
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  • Dirty Worm
    Dirty Worm Dirt cup themed cookie
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    $4.40
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    $4.40
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  • 5 O'Clock Somewhere
    5 O'Clock Somewhere Margarita flavored cookie
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    $4.40
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    $4.40
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  • Red Rocket
    Red Rocket White chocolate red velvet cookie.
    Regular price
    $4.20
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    $4.20
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    $5.25
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  • Cherry Bomb
    Cherry Bomb Cherry limeade cookie with lime icing core
    Regular price
    $3.60
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    $3.60
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    $4.50
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  • Dad Bod
    Dad Bod Kitchen sink cookie
    Regular price
    $4.20
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    $4.20
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    $5.25
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  • Baker's Choice Cookie
    Baker's Choice Cookie Random cookie!
    Regular price
    $3.75
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    $3.75
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    $4.50
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  • Berried Deep
    Berried Deep Fat & Weird Cookie
    Regular price
    $4.20
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    $4.20
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    $5.25
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