- Orders $55 and up ship free
- Ships within 2 business days
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Our weird swag
Tees and more for people who take their cookies seriously.
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Hot Girls Eat Cookies
$30.00
Brady Bunch Graphic Tee
$30.00
BackBrady Bunch Pocket Tee
$30.00
BackWacky Cookie Pocket Tee
$30.00
BackGamer Pocket Tee
$30.00
Cookies Hat
$32.00
About our merch
Fat & Weird Cookie Merch: Wear Your Weird
The cookies converted you. The merch is for after that.
Fat & Weird Cookie merch is built around one line: Wear Your Weird. That means graphic tees with names like Hot Girls Eat Cookies, Cookie Pocket Tees in tan and purple, and drops designed around cookie culture, not just slapping a logo on a white shirt.
Current lineup includes:
Cookie Pocket Tees: tan and purple, the signature style. Cookie Graphic Tees: bolder statement pieces. Hot Girls Eat Cookies tee: exactly what it sounds like. New drops happen, so check back when pieces sell out.
Everything is limited. When a style sells out, it's gone until a restock or replacement drop.
Shop available merch below, and grab it before your size is gone →
Fat & Weird Cookie Co.
Wear Your Weird
Loud designs. Zero apologies. Apparel and accessories for people who take their cookies seriously.
Complete the cookie obsession
Good taste. Great cookies.
The outfit is sorted. Now for the cookies. Shop stuffed cookie packs or build your own box with your favorite flavors.
Build your own: $49.90 half dozen / $79.80 dozen.
Orders $55 and up ship free, and a tee counts toward it.
