Fat & Weird Cookie
T Shirt - Hot Girls Love Cookies
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Not Your Average Merch
We don’t do safe. We don’t do boring. Every piece is designed to feel like the brand — bold, weird, and instantly recognizable.
Premium Materials
Heavyweight cotton, soft blends, and prints that hold up.
Designed In-House
Same creative chaos behind the cookies — now wearable.
Limited Drop
We don’t restock everything. If you see it, grab it.
Weird Is Our Love Language
Tees today. Hoodies, hats, accessories, and more coming next.
Our Wearables
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Shipping
Orders process in 2–3 business days and ship via USPS or UPS with tracking.
Returns
All of our products are perishable goods. We do not accept returns or exchanges at this time.
